True Stories, is not ONLY one of my favorite movies, but I just love the title, I mean things so out insane that you may question the actual event of it really happening....
My most favorite TRUE STORY IS WHEN....
Christopher was just born, My mom wanted to take me and my new fam out for a dinner. She decided that hooters would be a nice destination.
The waitress was was less then nice.
My mom being well, My mom decided best to complain about the sub par service,
when the manager came to the table my Mom gave the gentleman an earful of gripes concerning the young lady waiting on us.
her very last gripe was..
BY THE WAY
(as she points to our server) THEM ARNT' HOOTERS.
(PROCEEDS TO "2" THUMB IT TO HER OWN MAMMARY GLANDS..as if to point to her own breast)
THESE ARE HOOTERS....
I DID NOT SAY I WAS PROUD, I JUST SAID IT WAS TRUE